Cock. That was all Rob could think about as Eddie entered the room. Eddie was feeling perturbed by the determined, salacious stare of Rob. "Flar-na-mar-nah-starr-larr?"* asked Eddie. "Oh yes," replied Rob, in his usual cheery fashion, "I was just staring at your wonderfully bulging crotchal area," he added.
Suddenly all hell broke loose. The Venus fly trap that killed Chelsea in part one lunged at Rob biting off his face in the process. The others were all killed in similar fashion. All of a sudden James appeared at the doorway, "What's going on here then mate pet?" he said.
Eddie turned around but was stabbed in the face by James. James had morphed into Yoshimitsu from the Tekken series. "Check mate," said James, in no uncertain terms. Suddenly Chelsea appeared at the door with her head in her arms.
"Can chickens fly?" asked Chelsea. "Go to bed pet," replied James, "and don't forget to glue your head back on!!
They laughed long into the night surrounded by the dead bodies of their friends. Little did they realise that Kim-Jong-Il was watching their every move...
to be continued...
Suddenly all hell broke loose. The Venus fly trap that killed Chelsea in part one lunged at Rob biting off his face in the process. The others were all killed in similar fashion. All of a sudden James appeared at the doorway, "What's going on here then mate pet?" he said.
Eddie turned around but was stabbed in the face by James. James had morphed into Yoshimitsu from the Tekken series. "Check mate," said James, in no uncertain terms. Suddenly Chelsea appeared at the door with her head in her arms.
"Can chickens fly?" asked Chelsea. "Go to bed pet," replied James, "and don't forget to glue your head back on!!
They laughed long into the night surrounded by the dead bodies of their friends. Little did they realise that Kim-Jong-Il was watching their every move...
to be continued...
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